Monday 30 May 2016

Mountains out of MoleHills

...Passing a construction site...
Me: "That big hole is a hill now!"
ElderChild:"I guess they turned it upside-down."

ALPACAS!

YoungerChild: "Oh look, the city dug that hole again on the corner."
Me: "It's just the right size to hold a baby alpaca."
YoungerChild: "That's... um... oddly specific..."

PEANUTS!

ElderChild: "Go buy peanuts!"
Me: "Do I look like a slave? ... Answer carefully."
ElderChild: [hesitantly] "Yyeeesss?"