Tuesday 29 October 2013

Boot-y Call



Clothes make the man.  We’ve all heard it.  And seen it.  It’s true.  Who can resist a well-dressed man, nor a man in uniform.

Shoes, however, apparently make the woman.

But the woman’s shoes do not “make her” to “the observer”, but rather, shoes make the woman to *herself*.  The right shoes make a short woman tall.  A fat woman thin.  A tall woman short, a thin woman fat.  It works all ways.  Positive, and negative.

Put a short, overweight woman into sexy, strappy sandals and she is transformed into a Playboy bunny around 6-feet tall.  Put that playboy bunny into frumpy footwear and she feels short and obese next to that overweight counterpart.

So last winter my YoungerChild insisted upon wearing her too-thin fashion-boots every day, in the show and ice and freezing temperatures.  Nothing, but nothing, could get her into her winter-warm Sorels.  She came home with near-frostbite-frozen-toes. Daily.  Feet that had been soaked-thru-socks at recess and endured a second soggy-freezing at lunch break.  Still, she insisted each morning “I’ll be ok!” and “I’ll be warm enough”.

Getting her to don a scarf or hat was nearly as difficult.  I gave-up and let her freeze, hoping she’d cave-in to warmer clothing eventually.  But she didn’t.  She spent a very cold, wet winter.
Today I clued-in...  I have big feet.  My feet are average-size for length but they're WIDE; I have difficulty finding footwear that fits, much less that makes me feel “tall and pretty”.  Generally I opt for “it fits but I feel dumpy”.  Very rarely do I get to feel “tall and sexy”, due to what’s on my feet.  So suddenly I realised… YoungerChild does not prefer to be cold nor to have frost-bitten toes.  It’s that she doesn’t feel like a princess in the practical winter garments I have provided for her.  Favourite colours isn’t enough.  And having the same as her friends is also not enough.

I spent the day today shopping for favourite *styles* and favourite *patterns*.  … Instead of a toque, she now sports a knit beret.  The scarf is leopard-print with giant pink pom-poms.  The boots are NOT Sorels, but [expensive] FASHION winter boots (bought at a discount supplier, tho!) … and finally, she’s happy to wear *her* fashion.  Including “Non-Clunky” boots.

This winter my girl is heading out into the winter weather feeling as warm as my heart.

Friday 20 September 2013

Him - Nah!

ElderChild brought her music assignment home.  She plays tenor sax and was required to select a piece of music to work on, and then present to her teacher for evaluation next month.  She brought home a selection from the Harry Potter movies.  The scores came with the sheet music plus a CD that played both music-with-sax, and a no-sax play-along version.  She was having difficulties deciding between 2 pieces.  I asked her the names, to give myself a reference, and one was a "him-nah!".  ... What?  "It says 'Him-nah'!" ... I pondered this a moment and asked her if it was anything like a "yaatchet"  ... she was confused.  I asked her to spell "him-nah". ... So she did.  "H-Y-M-N." ... "Hun, that says 'Yaatchet'... but we pronounce it 'him'..." .... Been teasing her ever since, that she's playing the "Yaatchet-song"...

Wednesday 3 April 2013

Faking it.

Last February I purchased tickets for the family to see Marianas Trench in concert (A Canadian pop band... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyYzezYWe0 ) but didn't tell the kids.  They continued to hear ads and continued to wish they could go.  They've never been to a rock concert before.

Last week YoungerChild pleaded to be allowed to go, wanted to use her own saved-up money to buy tickets, no less.  It was agonizing but we managed to continue to deny her the concert, telling her tickets are expensive, the show is sold-out, anything we could think to tell her other than "the truth".

We managed to stay completely mum.  Concert day arrived and I developped a plan to keep the secret right until we arrived at the stadium.  I kept the girls thinking they were going to their regular activities at the YMCA.  I "accidentally" lost track of time so that they were running a little late, but that's OK, we'll still get there.  Then Hubby called home pretending to be very sick and needed to be picked-up at work.  So off we went, but in the wrong direction for the YMCA.  As we neared his office I apologized to the kids that I should have dropped them off at the YMCA first, because now they were going to be a full half-hour late.  They weren't very happy with me but without anything they could do to alter the situation they accepted my apology.  With hubby safely in the car I headed to the expressway - the fastest way to the YMCA.  But oh my: I took the wrong exit.  ElderChild lamented "It's like we were never meant to get to the "Y" today!".  I held my tongue and pulled into the nearest parkinglot, explaining I would just turn the car around so we could get back onto the expressway.  And then I promptly parked in that lot.  The kids had confused looks on their faces, not quite having realised that we were at the stadium.  I sighed, as tho I was exasperated with the drive... reached into my purse... and produced the concert tickets.  It took a moment for the kids to realise what was going-on...

SQUEALS, SCREAMS, CHEERS, HUGS!!

Once we were inside and had found our seats, YoungerChild leaned over to me and said "Mommy, you fake "taking a wrong turn" much better than Daddy fakes being sick!".

Saturday 9 March 2013

Hot Chocolate Explosion

ElderChild polished off an Extra Large hot chocolate from Tim Hortons.  Discussion ensued about how quickly she might "explode", and the resulting hot-chocolate-and-guts mess we'd be left to clean up.  YoungerChild of course asked the requisite "If she explodes, can I have her room?".  I cautioned her that her sister's bedroom would come-with a floor full of dirty underwear, to which she immediately responded "No, I'm going to have those buried with her!"

Thursday 28 February 2013

Tattle Triumph

So YoungerChild heads out to play in the most recent snowfall. ElderChild eventually caves-in to childhood enjoyment (she *is* only 13 still) and heads out to assist with the day's snowfort.  The sun begins to set and I find myself calling the kids indoors.  Suddenly there is a loud shriek and wailing moans and the hollers of "I'm sorry!".  I (sadly) opt to check it out.  ElderChild informs me (before forming her alibi) "I didn't mean to hit her in the head when I threw the shovel at her!"  (um... you threw what? on purpose?) ... With ElderChild self-proclaimed guilty-as-charged, YoungerChild suddenly ceases her "fatally-wounded" wailling... and we get on with our evening.  Nothing more said. Sigh.